check the box to repent!

I

do hereby petition my deity of choice : Jamie James Cameron Bob Todd Mcfarlane The Presence Highfather Darkseid Other - write in to forgive my unholy use of Microsoft Internet Explorer. I denounce my own use of said product having been under the influence of cheesy advertising and peer pressure from less enlightened souls. I shall endeavor to spread the word far and wide that it is not socially acceptable to expose people to IE in public, or use it in private. I realize that further transgressions will lead to vast numbers of fanatical nerds chasing me with the intent of pouring boiling custard down my